Adult Abacus Dating and Bobby Rydell Swinging School

The first time I heard the Bobby Rydell Swinging School song of the 1960s in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania (PA), I do not know whether to laugh at the insipid lyrics or cry at the bland music. I think I might have done both, which made me look like a fool and which in turn made me immediately regret listening to the fucking song. But because of the research I had to do on the Bobby Rydell Swinging School song, I now have a piece of information that might save my life. Who knows if terrorists like his songs, anyway? 

The lyrics of the Bobby Rydell Swinging School song are words that even mature swinging couples Boise would most likely laugh at, if only for the memories they bring of the 1960s, but would probably not utter at their age. How many years has it been since you said the words “chicks, kicks, cats, cool, yeah school” all in one breath in front of young swingers at an adult swingers club and not feel embarrassed?  Probably not in a long, long time. Well, if you are in the company of mature swingers in the 50-60 age brackets, they would probably sing along with you.  I am not saying that the 1960s were uncool, far from it.  The rock ‘n roll era gave us the Beatles and Elvis Presley, the alternative lifestyles in the 60's & 70's that were the forerunner of the swinging lifestyle, great clothes, and great vibe but Bobby Rydell does come off a little too bland to really come from the rock n’ roll era.  The music is for swing dancing and I have heard the music of the Bobby Rydell Swinging School song in other songs (copy cat, maybe?)  For Bobby Rydell fans reading this, please do not march me to the guillotine. It is my opinion and I am entitled to it. Besides, I would much rather swing with you that swing with my neck at the end of a rope. 

Now, if I have a very definite opinion on the Bobby Rydell Swinging School song, I am completely stumped about adult abacus dating. I know about real free adult personals, dating and sex, about gang bangs, double and triple penetration, about the type of dildo I like best (the jelly, luminous glow-in-the-dark type), about safe sex (condoms and giving a covered blow job), about daisy chains and circle jerks (I have even read the Kama Sutra in my leisure time), about swinging and group swingers orgies.  But adult abacus dating is beyond my knowledge and my experience.  Maybe it is a new type of adult dating, the one where you fuck while doing mathematical equations on an abacus? Well, you cannot blame me; that is the original purpose of an abacus!  Or is it using the abacus as a sex toy, where you dismantle the beads in lieu of anal beads?  Better to just buy the anal beads at a sex shop.  Or is it dating in front of an abacus counting the money you will rake in if you establish an online dating site based in Milwaukee, Wisconsin (WI)?  It is a good capitalist idea.  But if you have better ideas about what the fuck adult abacus dating is, be sure to let me know.